chaosghost:

stoleyourgirlfriendand:

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“

Reblog if you’re a 90s-

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(Source: gracelessangels, via laufeysonodinson)

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

(Source: nannajane, via mystolenthunder)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(via satans-bodacious-booty)

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

santaslittlehunters:

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

are we surprised?

(Source: buttfuckingbrothers, via thegeekinarmor)

kenway:

star trek: into darkness more like im crying but my dick is still hard

(via breadmayne)

honeystopthecar:

oh-dreammaker-heartbreaker:

confidence-in-confusion:

keelyisanobody:

I absolutely love this.

ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. I’M LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS

This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.

Symposium is only my favorite bit of Plato ever :3

(Source: sleepyouth, via satans-bodacious-booty)

1st Hiatus Sunday

foreverouat:

Then

Because

……………

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

(via sociopathictimelord)

sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

(via audreyneedsalife)

solitarywithasnogbox:

light-houseinthedark:

wholet:

valiantchild:

CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS

THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER

SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T

SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG

SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM

wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy

#OHMYGOD #OUTSIDERS

(via jam-watschester)

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

deepspacebutts:

packets-of-tea:

Is this overdone yet?

BASICALLY THE MOVIE

(via samwiseisourking)

tsuminubiaru:

 ”I think too much heart was always Castiel’s problem.”

higher resolution

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