May 2013
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Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
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innercheeseburger:
draconisblog:
tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was...
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
ahlistenalison:
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
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psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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crowleys-voice:
bobby-voice:
balls
hello darling
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troyesivan:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
THEY’RE HERE
wow okay cramps are going to kill me
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sinidentidades:
People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence.
People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence.
People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.
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dippingswordsinmetaphors:
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
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timelordassbutt-from221b:
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grapefruitshampoo:
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention