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keepthefaithe: omg absolute best one

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:32:11 -0400

omg absolute best one

morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:47:44 -0400

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

markhumpus: I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:46:54 -0400

markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

thatsanctimoniousbitch: crimson-sun: Playing Pokemon Fusion...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:46:50 -0400

thatsanctimoniousbitch:

crimson-sun:

Playing Pokemon Fusion and cheating a lot! I dunno about you guys, but most of the stuff that thing comes up with scare the crap out of me…

Done with a bunch of refs.

omg so pretty i want a pernineeeeee

jesuschristvevo: sometimes i think maybe i shouldnt be such a narcissist but then i interact with...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:46:06 -0400

jesuschristvevo:

sometimes i think maybe i shouldnt be such a narcissist but then i interact with other humans and realize that im the only intelligent life form on this planet

thewalkingassbutt: He’s so beautiful it hurts

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:45:51 -0400

thewalkingassbutt:

He’s so beautiful it hurts

Reblog if you don't think Loki is ugly

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:44:30 -0400

across-this-new-divide:

thedarktricksterandliar:

asgardian-nightmare:

loki-theonewholies:

cobra-simmons:

Trying to prove a point to my family

Ahem.

“Ugly? Me?”

Ugly? AHAHAHAHA. OH FUCK THAT’S A GOOD ONE. HA! That would certainly make life easy if it were true.

Loki’s gorgeous. End of story.

Me: Wow. I hate myself so much. I'm so fat.

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:44:09 -0400

Me: Wow. I hate myself so much. I'm so fat.
Me: *shovels more food into my mouth*

violentbaudelaire: ”This is my favorite photo in the world -...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:42:57 -0400

violentbaudelaire:

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:42:25 -0400

flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:40:27 -0400

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

deftmegalodon: yijicosplay: I found this on the back of the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:39:10 -0400

deftmegalodon:

yijicosplay:

I found this on the back of the bathroom door at my university library.

Good to know that someone else takes cautionary measures against angel attacks while on the loo.

insurance against loo-cifer

psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hu...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:38:59 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:38:30 -0400

celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:36:32 -0400

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

niceworkbonedaddy: the-i-in-hiatus: placeboprincess: tastes...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:34:41 -0400

niceworkbonedaddy:

the-i-in-hiatus:

placeboprincess:

tastes like

free healthcare

tastes like

FREEDOM

tastes like moose

tastes like

leprechauns

Taste’s like you

only sweeter

IM SCREAMING HELP

avalonroselin: abunchofassholes: thisiswhiteculture: sheishurr...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:33:58 -0400

avalonroselin:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”

i need you to check your privilege

and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.

Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;

>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves

I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.

But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!

WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!

guceubcuesu: Should’ve stuck to the status quo

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:32:52 -0400

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo

goldvvaite: this is perfect

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:32:11 -0400

goldvvaite:

this

is

perfect

agentlehobbit: Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:32:03 -0400

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde